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[ar:Tenacious D]
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[00:00.480]Classical Teacher (Clean Version) - Tenacious D
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[00:01.160]J: Hey Kage
[00:01.650]Kage
[00:01.650]K: Jables
[00:02.150]Jables
[00:02.150]J: How goes it man
[00:03.720]伙计 事情进展如何
[00:03.720]K: S'good s'good
[00:04.770]很好
[00:04.770]J: Y'know I been thinking a lot about it and um
[00:08.290]你知道我已经想了很多
[00:08.290]I just want us to be the best f*cking band in the world
[00:10.850]我只是想让我们成为世界上最棒的乐队
[00:10.850]K: Well yeah me too
[00:12.040]我也是
[00:12.040]J: There's no point in doing it if we're not the best
[00:14.090]做这些事情毫无意义 如果我们不是最好的话
[00:14.090]K: Well s'true I agree with that
[00:15.460]这是真的 我同意
[00:15.460]J: I mean what yeah we're gonna be
[00:16.650]我的意思是 我们会成功的
[00:16.650]Yeah we're really good We're like
[00:18.550]是的 我们真的很好 我们
[00:18.550]Almost as good as Arcade Fire f**k that
[00:20.170]几乎就和Arcade Fire一样好 该死的
[00:20.170]K: Yeah
[00:21.480]是的
[00:21.480]J: We gotta leave those f**kers in the dust
[00:23.850]我们要打败那些混蛋
[00:23.850]K: What what do you
[00:24.500]什么 你要做什么
[00:24.500]J: All those f**king youngsters gotta f**king lick our boot Y'know what I mean
[00:27.950]我们要让那些混蛋对我们俯首称臣 你明白我的意思吗
[00:27.950]K: Yeah Yeah well what how do we do that though
[00:30.390]是的 明白 但是我们要如何做呢
[00:30.390]J: sigh Dude you need to have some lessons
[00:33.630]伙计 你需要学一些知识
[00:33.630]K: What
[00:34.260]什么
[00:34.260]J: I know you're really good but you gotta expand your game
[00:36.560]我知道 你真的很好 但是你必须壮大你的势力
[00:36.560]K: Lessons
[00:36.700]教训
[00:36.700]J: Y'know how Koby in the off season would go and like learn a
[00:39.880]你明白 Koby情况不好的时候会干点什么 比如学点该死的玩意儿
[00:39.880]Y'know a Texas Two-Step or something to add to his arsenal
[00:41.820]你知道德克萨斯的两步舞吗 或者其他的事情 他的军械库那些
[00:41.820]K: Man yeah that's true That's true
[00:44.110]伙计 那是真的
[00:44.110]J: Well I've just been noticing some of your classic riffs are a little sloppy
[00:47.300]好吧 我已经注意到 你写的有些经典乐段有点草率
[00:47.300]K: Really
[00:48.120]真的吗
[00:48.120]J: And I I hope you're not pissed off at me but I went ahead and hired a dude
[00:51.610]我希望你不要生气 但是我还是继续干了下去还雇了一个家伙
[00:51.610]K: Yeah Oh no what
[00:53.490]是吗 不 什么
[00:53.490]J: Dude just give it a chance will you If you don't like- this guy hey I
[00:57.360]伙计 只是给一次机会 好吗 如果你不喜欢这个家伙
[00:57.360]Swear if you don't like it we'll f*cking fire his a** He's out
[00:59.360]我发誓 如果你不喜欢的话 我们会揍他 他会出去
[00:59.360]K: Who is this guy I never
[01:00.420]那个人是谁 我不知道名字
[01:00.420]J: His name is Felix Char
[01:03.100]他的名字就是Felix Char
[01:03.100]K: Urgh what
[01:04.410]什么
[01:04.410]J: He's from Spain and he is the best
[01:07.920]他来自西班牙 他是最优秀的人
[01:07.920]K: Oh god
[01:08.520]我的天
[01:08.520]J: I got him from theLondon Phildsarmonic
[01:09.460]我是从伦敦Phildsarmonic那里了解到他的
[01:09.460]K: Urgh I just I don't know him it seems weird
[01:13.010]我不了解他 这似乎不可思议
[01:13.010]J: Will you just will you just spend a minute with him
[01:15.570]你愿意陪他一会儿吗
[01:15.570]K: OK Alright I'll spend a minute with him
[01:16.950]好吧 很好 我会陪他一会儿
[01:16.950]J: OK bro he's right outside I'm sending him in
[01:19.000]很好 兄弟 他就在外面 我这就让他进来
[01:19.000]K: Oh god OK Why Lessons so stupid
[01:24.580]我的天 很好 为什么 这就是教训 太愚蠢了
[01:24.580]F: Hello
[01:26.580]你好
[01:26.580]K: Uh hi
[01:27.890]你好
[01:27.890]F: Hello I am Felix Char
[01:29.700]你好 我是Felix Char
[01:29.700]K: Hi uh Felix Yeah um
[01:32.320]你好 Felix吗
[01:32.320]F: Ah as Jack has asked me to spend some time with you Uh
[01:35.500]是的 Jack让我花一点时间和你在一起
[01:35.500]K: OK hm
[01:36.680]是的
[01:36.680]F: One on one So while Jack is outside ah we will work on your technique
[01:41.630]一对一 那么 既然Jack在外面 我们就可以来解决一下你的一些技术问题了
[01:41.630]K: OK
[01:42.570]好吧
[01:42.570]F: Can I see you pick up is this your guitar here
[01:44.810]我希望看见你的技术 这是你的吉他吗
[01:44.810]K: Yup Yeah I gotta it I gotta it right over here
[01:47.180]是的 我明白了 我的吉他就放在那里
[01:47.180]F: Ah it is a Fender ay Is this a Fender
[01:48.680]这是Fender牌的吉他吗
[01:48.680]K: Ah well it's a Gibson
[01:50.120]这是Gibson牌的
[01:50.120]F: Yes a Gibson yes Made by the same
[01:52.920]是的 是Gibson的 制造的地方都是一样的
[01:52.920]Uh manufacturer Pick it up please can you pick it up
[01:57.110]混蛋 请弹一下 你能弹一下吗
[01:57.110]K: OK Yeah
[01:57.600]可以啊
[01:57.600]F: No no no d-d-d-d-d-d-d bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap
[01:58.720]不
[01:58.720]K: What What'd I do What'd I do
[02:00.480]什么 我要做什么
[02:00.480]F: You pick it up from the neck This is not the way you pick up a guitar
[02:03.100]你就从吉他柄那里拿 吉他不是你这样拿的
[02:03.100]K: I just picked it up I just-
[02:04.650]我只是弹一下
[02:04.650]F: No no hey hey hey hey hey cállate tu boca pick it up from the body
[02:08.840]不 你要拿吉他的最主要的部位
[02:08.840]K: The what
[02:10.090]什么
[02:10.090]F: The body
[02:10.770]最主要的部位
[02:10.770]K: Oh the body Body OK
[02:11.900]是的 最主要的部位
[02:11.900]F: I'm sorry about my accent
[02:13.890]我很抱歉我的口音
[02:13.890]K: I didn't know I didn't know
[02:15.440]我不知道
[02:15.440]F: Now listen to me I want you to play like it is a woman
[02:18.980]现在听着我 我想你演奏的时候就像是一个女人
[02:18.980]You go and play the guitar now Play
[02:21.920]你现在就要去弹吉他了
[02:21.920]K: Uh OK Uh
[02:23.540]好的
[02:23.540]F: No no no no no You your fingers Your fingers are too tight
[02:26.660]不 你的手指 实在是太紧张了
[02:26.660]K: They're too tight
[02:28.080]它们太紧张了吗
[02:28.080]F: Yes let me get behind you Like this you see
[02:30.590]是的 我来教你吧 就像是这样 明白了吗
[02:30.590]K: Oh Hm
[02:31.150]明白了
[02:31.150]F: If I put my finger on your finger
[02:32.900]如果我把手指放在你的手指上
[02:32.900]K: Hey
[02:33.580]
[02:33.580]F: Then you can feel
[02:34.960]那么你会感受到
[02:34.960]K: I can Wait
[02:35.520]我可以 等等
[02:35.520]F: Sh sh sh sh shu Finger to your mouth I put my finger on your mouth on your lips
[02:39.980]安静 手指放在你的嘴上 我把手指放在你的嘴上
[02:39.980]K: Mhmhm
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[02:40.410]F: Yes that's good
[02:41.280]是的 这很好
[02:41.280]K: Hey man
[02:42.160]伙计
[02:42.160]F: Now listen hey you want to play like an orgasm
[02:44.650]现在听着 你想像在高潮中那样弹奏吗
[02:44.650]K: I'm just try- what
[02:46.400]我只是试一下 什么
[02:46.400]F: Feel this Do you feel that
[02:48.330]感受一下 你感受到了吗
[02:48.330]K: Oh God This is really weird man
[02:49.710]我的天 这真是一个奇怪的人
[02:49.710]F: That's my cock
[02:52.140]那是我的身体
[02:52.140]K: What
[02:52.450]什么
[02:52.450]F: That's my cock in your butt cheeks
[02:56.990]我的身体就在你的身体上
[02:56.990]K: Oh God Hey
[02:57.110]我的天
[02:57.110]F: Do you feel it
[03:01.070]你感受到了吗
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